i was playing with google search suggestions (on firefox2) and wound up at the chipotle fan site. i was and wasn’t surprised that there was a fansite for the mcdonald’s taqueria. also, i’m going to spare you my internet-is-a-timesuck rant.

anyway, i noticed the nutrition information calculator so i decided to give it a ride. one 13″ vegan burrito (rice, beans, lettuce, corn salsa) with guacamole and grilled veggies = 1075 calories. holy fuck. that’s the VEGAN version! sin queso! con queso = 1200 calories! con queso y pollo = 1400 calories! dios mio! this isn’t thanksgiving dinner, dude. it’s fucking lunch. that shit should be illegal.

i have only had one chipotle burrito in my life (maybe four years ago) and it was mediocre at best. i mean, i ate the whole thing, because i am a bottomless pit american. i know that most people say that they save half their burrito for later, but i’m calling bullshit. it’s never as good later and they know it.

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