bigger boat

tonight i called my brother. he sounded out of it. i asked if he had just woken up from a nap and he replied, “tss! no, motherfucker, i’m watching shark week!”

i get it. for some, it’s the best week of the year. surprised that he’s still so into it since he started surfing.

there’s an easy way to tell dave and i apart — he’s the fat one.

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