are you there reader? it’s me jay patrikios. do i say hi or just jump back into it? thinking jump back. i prefer not to stand on ceremony.

i was on the quiet quiet electric bus headed to work the other day when dudes #1 and #2 got loud and let this gem loose:

#1: aw man. the cops got me for jaywalking the other day.
#2: no way man.
#1: yeah. i’m headed down to the masturbate to pay my fine.
#2: who you talking about?
#1: you know, the dude who sets the fines. the masturbate.
#2: you mean the magistrate?
#1: yeah, man. like i said — masturbate.

welcome back.

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